My friend and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold dried fruit and a variety of nuts. While we were looking at the glass display, the man behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, we're just looking at your nuts." My friend started to laugh hysterically, the man grinned, and I turned blood red and walked away as quick as I could.
A few years ago, I went out with some friends where there was a band playing. While the band was taking a break, I walked across the dance floor to go get some coffee, and as I was returning to my seat, as I approached the center of the dance floor, I felt something under my feet and looked down and something was dragging under my feet. I picked it up and held it up to see what it was ... it was a pair of pantihose that had clung to the inside of my jeans in the dryer.
Since the band was on break, the dance floor was empty and I was standing there holding my pantihose up. Of course, everyone saw it and started laughing. I think my friends were more embarrassed than I was ... I just made a joke and said, "and for my NEXT trick ... watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat." It was still my most embarrassing moment.
I have to think about this for a while...
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My friend and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold dried fruit and a variety of nuts. While we were looking at the glass display, the man behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, we're just looking at your nuts." My friend started to laugh hysterically, the man grinned, and I turned blood red and walked away as quick as I could.
ReplyDeleteA few years ago, I went out with some friends where there was a band playing. While the band was taking a break, I walked across the dance floor to go get some coffee, and as I was returning to my seat, as I approached the center of the dance floor, I felt something under my feet and looked down and something was dragging under my feet. I picked it up and held it up to see what it was ... it was a pair of pantihose that had clung to the inside of my jeans in the dryer.
ReplyDeleteSince the band was on break, the dance floor was empty and I was standing there holding my pantihose up. Of course, everyone saw it and started laughing. I think my friends were more embarrassed than I was ... I just made a joke and said, "and for my NEXT trick ... watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat." It was still my most embarrassing moment.