Tiger Woods

100 women were asked if they could imagine having sex with Tiger Woods. 80% of them said: "Never again!"

Tiger Woods

What does Tiger Woods tell his wife when he wants to have sex?

Darling, I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Respect

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Golf 2

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah well, we were married 35 years.”

For cricket fans to know ...

The first "Testicular Guard" was used in cricket in 1874 & the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important!