the EX factor

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling.

With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM

Doctor

a Doctor felt guilty for having sex with his patients. one voice told him "it's okay, many doctors do it", the other voice said "you're sick man, you are a vet"!

The cure

Patient: “Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
Doctor: “I've got some cream for that.