Engineering

An engineer dies and by mistake ends up in hell instead of heaven. Making the best of a bad situation, the engineer decides to beef up the living standards in hell. He installs air conditioners, ceiling fans, ice makers, etc. Word quickly gets around, even in heaven there is talk of this engineer in hell. God calls the devil on his cell: "This engineer was sent to hell by mistake. He was supposed to have been sent to heaven. Give him back to us!"

Devil: "No way!"

God: "Give him back to us or I will sue you!"

Devil: "And where do you think you are going to get a lawyer from?"