Gatiep, A Cape Coloured goes into a brothel in Kaapstad one night and
finds himself a Lady of the night . He asks her, "How much do you charge
for the hour meisie?" "R100," she replies.
So he asks, "awright do you do Coloured style?" She says "No!" He then
asks her, "I'll pay you R200 to do it Coloured style?" She again says
no, not knowing what Coloured style is! So he then offers her R300.
Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give you R500 to go Coloured style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10
years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from
weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad Could Coloured style
be?"
So she goes ahead with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every
possible position. Finally, after several intense hours They finish.
Exhausted, the Lady of the night turns to him and says,
"That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting
something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Coloured style come
in?"
Gatiep replies. "I'll pay you at the end of the month!"
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