de fasses ting!

‎4 jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. they were all philosophising on what the fastest thing in the world was.

Seymour said "i tink de fasses ting is thought bcos b4 u can tink it it already thought!"

Winston says "nah man da fasses ting is a blink cos b4 u tink 2 blink u dun blink already!"

Delroy says "no man da fasses ting is helectricity bcas wen u turn on de lite it travel fass and de lite com on"

Leroy pipes up "nah man de fasses ting is diarrhoea!"
"DIARRHOEA?" they all repeat questioning him.

"yeh cos las nite b4 i cud tink blink or switch de lite on me shit meself!"